I yelled at my best friend's boyfriend because I can

Here is a sort of game that I stole from crazymamaof6 (<---and so proud of myself, just figured out all on my own how to link a person's name rather than having to use their whole flippin url!!)
It's super funny...atleast reading everyone else's sentence was! You're taking the month you were born, the date you were born on, and the color of shirt you're wearing right now and piecing together a sentence. The end result is hilarious, well for someone who is easily entertained like myself anyway. Give it a try...then post your sentence in my comments section for all to read. Then post the "game" on your blog for others to enjoy!

Have Fun!!

Pick the month you were born:

January: I kicked
February: I loved
March: I karate chopped
April: I licked
May: I jumped on
June: I smelled
July: I did the Macarena with
August: I had lunch with
September: I danced with
October: I sang to
November: I yelled at
December: I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1. a birdbath
2. a monster
3. a phone
4. a fork
5. a snowman
6. a gangster
7. my cell phone
8. my dog
9. my best friends' boyfriend
10. my neighbor
11. my science teacher
12. a banana
13. a fireman
14. a stuffed animal
15. a goat
16. a pickle
17. your mom
18. a spoon
19. a smurf
20. a baseball bat
21. a ninja
22. Chuck Norris
23. a noodle
24. a squirrel
25. a football player
26. my sister
27. my brother
28. an ipod
29. a surfer
30. a llama
31. A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: because I'm cool like that.
Black: because that's how I roll.
Pink: because I'm NOT crazy.
Red: because the voices told me to
Blue: because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green: because I think I need some serious help.
Purple: because I'm AWESOME!
Gray: because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow: because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange: because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown: because I can.
Other: because I'm a Ninja!
None: because I can't control myself.

I had actually read her post last night and came up with the sentence in my title which is why I used that. If I hadn't done it til this morning, it would have been "because Big Bird said to and he's my leader."